Daughter Dearest: Dad, I had the most horrible dream about you last night.
Me: Tell me.
DD: You were on a homicidal rampage and killed Mom! Cut off her head!
Me: Oh dear.
DD: And then you came after me!!!
Me: In my dream, you're first.
DD: Awww, that's so sweet!

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And people wonder how I turned out the way I did.... :)
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