Where Our Tax Dollars Should Be Going

Recent Psychiatric Research

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that
the kind of male a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where
she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating, she's
attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is
menstruating or menopausal, she's more prone to be attracted to a man
with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while
he's on fire.  Further studies are expected.

The same cross-eyed gap-toothed mouth-breathing former neighbor golf buddy (not to be too specific about his identity) questioned my logic, driving south to the Pecos/Santan to get to my grandchildren's home.  I guess their parents live there, too.  Anyway, if'n I goes (speaking so he can unnerstan me now) north to Ray, then to the 10, then to the 60, I have two stop signs and ten traffic lights in the 29.8 mile trek.  My way is one and one half stop signs (a sign with a right turn counts as half a sign) and five lights and 32.6 miles.  Is the extra 2.8 freeway miles preferable to five more lights?  Put down your beer, get off'n your step-daughter and drive it yourself if you don't believe me.