Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Alice In Wonderland Gots Nothing On Me

Have had a frenetic few days, with a tenant (purportedly with mob ties) I had to lock out, our attorney, the owners, lots of phone calls etc.  Today the owner calls me with the news he's made a deal with the tenant.  I'm to phone the tenant with the past due balances total the two of them have agreed on.  There's a good deal of hurry-up involved, Owner tells me, "Here's the number he's at, I just got off the phone with him."  I jot down the number and dutifully arithmeticate and phone the tenant. 

Right then, the Jane/Tarzan yell I have programmed in my cell phone for my girls goe off with wild abandon.  I look at the display; it's Kris.  The phone to my ear is still ringing, so I hazard quickly answering K's call and mutter, sotto voce, "I'll call you right back!"  Imagine my disorientation as I hear in my other ear my very words.  Quickly, I hang up both phones.  What the . . . .? 

Please tell me it's not going to be like this.  There must be some things that a person can count on, that don't have to be checked, re-checked and checked again? 

The owner had given me my own cell phone number instead of the tenant's.  A call from the home phone to my cell phone can only come from- well, you get it. 

The worst part?  I did the whole routine a second time before I caught on.  Coulda been worse.  I might still be dialing and smiling.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Oh Dear.