The Lowest Form of Humor?

OK, ok already; I apologize in advance - - - - 

A 3-legged dog walks into an old west saloon, slides up to the bar and announces, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
 
Did you hear about the Buddhist who went to the dentist and refused to take Novocaine? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
 
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and met in the lobby where they enthusiastically discussed their recent victories in chess tournaments. The hotel manager came out of the office after an hour and asked them to disperse. He couldn't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
 
A woman has twins, gives them up for adoption. One goes to an Egyptian family and is named "Ahmal". The other is sent to a Spanish family that names him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends his birth mother a picture of himself. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband she wishes she had a picture of Ahmal, too. He replies, "They're twins for Pete's sake!! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal!!"
 
A group of friars opened a florist shop to help with their belfry payments. Everyone liked to buy flowers from the self proclaimed Men of God, so their business flourished.  A rival florist became upset that his business was suffering because people felt compelled to buy from the Friars, so he asked the Friars to cut back hours or close down. The Friars refused. So the florist then hired Hugh McTaggert, the biggest meanest thug in townto reason with the men of god in alanguage they could understand. He went to the Friars' shop, beat them up, destroyed their flowers, trashed their shop, and said that if they didn't close, he'd be back. Terrified, the Friars closed up shop and hid in their rooms. This proved that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

And last, and almost certainly leastest: 

 Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot his whole life, which created an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from  very bad breath. This made him a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.