The scene: Green Bay at Philadelphia.
Her: Look at that! Bret Favre has grey in his beard! Guys with grey hair shouldn't still be playing football.
Me: What are you talking about?! Lots of greybeards still play. What about that Morton Anderson guy, the kicker, he's like in his forties, huh?!!
Her: So what?
Me: So, that's not that far from me. I could still play you know. I still got it.
Her: Uh Huh.
Me: Hey! I'm kinda thinking about heading into training camp this fall. God knows the Cards could use me, and I'm feeling like I got game!!
Her: That reminds me. If we buy groceries at Frys on Wednesdays, we get ten percent off for being seniors.

1 comment:
Aaaak! A dose of reality. She is always there when you need to be brought down a notch. Busy, busy, busy.
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