In Retrospect, That's Probably True

Sequentially, leaving a nail gun on top of a ladder, then moving the ladder, is never a good idea. - The Times

It's also true that, late at night, during the Top Ten List on Letterman, when a cat lying on your chest starts that "Hwa hoowa uroog uroog" heaving, dieseling routine, it's probably best to just gently pick his pre-eruptive mass up, set him down on the floor, and go start wetting the paper towels.

Screeching, bellowing, stomping on the floor, clapping your hands has no effect on and does not even delay the ulitmate result.  It only gets you red scratches down your chest that look like tire tracks and causes the detritus to be spread across the room and down the length of the stairs.  I'm just saying.