Me: But they much prefer to be called Dinger and Dusty.
Her: They do not. How do you know that?
Me: They told me.
Her: They did NOT! What does Dinger mean anyway?
Me: It's short for Schroedinger; like Schroedinger's cat, from physics.
Her: What?
Me: It's kind of a long story.
Her: And I don't even like the sound of "Dinger". It sounds dirty, icky, like "penis" or something.
Me: Ok. We'll call them Penis and Dusty.
Her: (Shriek!)
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