Happy Twenty-Second Birthday To Me

I believe, and for the past several days have been actively promoting the idea that celebrating the anniversary of a person's thousandth day birthday should clearly be a reason for lavish gifts, sumptuous feasts, psalms of joy and tumultuous huzzahs!

This concept has failed to gain any traction in my circle. No gifts, no songs, not even one feeble rasping huzzah. And to top it off, the girl is in Canada for another couple days and I get to overnight in a Best Western on the rez before my monthly beating at the hands of the Tribal Council.

Huzzah indeed.