Her: You know, you're getting on my last nerve. I don't like your attitude.
Me: What!? My attitude is fine! You're a little crabby, though.
Her: Me? Crabby! I don't know what gets into you some times. I'm just not in the mood, do you hear me?
Me: Of course I hear you. I'm right here, aren't I? Look! Right here!
Her: You know, you can just go right now and lay in some ditch, some hole, go on, go ahead. Just go lay in a hole some place.
Me: It's lie. Now if you said "Go lay yourself down in some ditch, that would be ok. But what you should have said was "lie".
Her: (FCC regulations prohibit quotations with references to certain acts which are physically impossible anyhow.)
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Hate to take sides here, but I'll just point out that Mister FancyPants-Vocabulary-Show-Off can't place his quotations correctly.
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