ME Do Not Possess Clear Vigour

Dear, dear friend Mariusz wrote to correct my posting; while he does not deny that he has a beautiful wife and family, he is not the head of endocrinology, nor does he intend to be.

So I wrote back to him, thanking him for the lovely chocolates he sent and a gorgeous, exotic leather credit card case. He'd inquired after my health, so I updated him thereon and apologized for misstating his case. I thanked him for taking care of my most precious possession (who will not be pleased to know that her name translates into "Wrinkle") and bade him well.

Then, I had an idea! Why not translate the message into Polish, and make it easy on the guy? With all the marvelous tools available on the net, this should be easy! Mmmmm, not so.

When I translate the translation, turns out there are a few bugs in the software engine promoted by Translations Experts Limited: to wit

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Warmest several regards, indeed.