Bro DanPan:
Your RSVP and entry fee are conspicuous by their abscess. I was short-strawed into trying to assuage your reticence.
If your concern is the overnightedness of the outing, rest assured that twixt Lar's luxury fun house and my modest hovel, we have more than enough bedrooms with locking doors to prevent a recurrence of "The Sleep-Walking Incident" from the Tucson trip. And in that same sticky arena, GMac has sworn to not use the phrase "warm, soapy shower" in front of Ern more than twice in any four hour period.
If you're worried about the entertainment, GMac is bringing his Liza Minelli records and Lar has promised to reprise his dead-on impression of Carol Channing in 'Hello Dolly'.
If you're worried about the wagers, shut up. You'll be the best golfer there. I know, high praise, indeed.
While there still are past due details to be worked out - Lar's planning the thing after all - every respondent other than Ern has pledged to do his darndest to make this the first ever KGA Road Event where no one goes home in an ambulance or in tears. We just have to continue to work with Ern.
Come visit your Mom on Thursday the 20th, and we'll have you back, mostly safe, as close to sane as you are now, and hopefully tear-free at the airport on Sunday.
Your former fellow dirtmonger
Lyle
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